Wheel World Enthusiasts Gifts

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"What's a patent?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Touring Cyclist

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Bob's Driving School.

A smiling cyclist

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'Oh course!'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

The Wheel of Life

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'