Vintage Wheel Enthusiast Gifts

'I suppose it would be ok as a little runaround for the wife...'

"What's a patent?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Bob's Driving School.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"