Vintage Wheel Enthusiast Gifts

'I suppose it would be ok as a little runaround for the wife...'

"What's a patent?"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Bob's Driving School.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Do you suppose this is art or science?

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

The American Nightmare.

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"