Vintage Cycling Enthusiast Gifts

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

The star hunters

Cycling with a harp case

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

You had me at vintage.

Ladies by the seaside

Grandma's caf

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"How soon will this be a remnant

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Knight in shining Lycra!

"I love these old decorations!"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

The trim reaper

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

1930's Lady.

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Bradley Wiggins

Historic Bank Jobs.

Typewriters and Laptops.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'