Vintage Bike Lover Gifts

Men riding a penny farting.

"He's come out of retirement!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cats on Board.

"What old school? This is my life."

Bicycle sat nav.

You had me at vintage.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

Bradley Wiggins

Cat and Dog Bike

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Baby in Bike Basket

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

Green Bike

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

TS Motors Inc.

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Motorist's Swear Box

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

Cyclist

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

John F. Kennedy