Vintage Bike Lover Gifts

Men riding a penny farting.

"He's come out of retirement!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cats on Board.

"What old school? This is my life."

Bicycle sat nav.

You had me at vintage.

Bradley Wiggins

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Cat and Dog Bike

Chris Froome

Baby in Bike Basket

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

James May

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Green Bike

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

TS Motors Inc.

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Motorist's Swear Box

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Cyclist

"When was the last time you started her up?"

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'