Wheel Enthusiasts Gifts

'Uh-Oh. . . Got a flat!'

'When are you going to stop reinventing the wheel.'

"Quick, everyone run before they invent lawyers!"

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

Cavemen Making Wheels and Car.

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

"What's a patent?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Touring Cyclist

Bob's Driving School.

A smiling cyclist

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

Off to work.