Wheelie Enthusiast Gifts

Person of the Decade

Wheelies Gang.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"What's a patent?"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Touring Cyclist

A smiling cyclist

Knight in shining Lycra!

Do you suppose this is art or science?

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."