Wheelie Enthusiast Pillows

Person of the Decade

Wheelies Gang.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"What's a patent?"

Touring Cyclist

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

A smiling cyclist

Knight in shining Lycra!

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

Hamster.

Off to work.

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."