Wheel Fanatic Pillows

But why you invent "pothole"?

Blimey, you're showing your age now, Tom.

'Not bad. How is it going uphill?'

"I invented the wheel, but he invented the hubcap."

"What's a patent?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Google car."

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Touring Cyclist

A smiling cyclist

Mister Pretty Shoes

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Roads with a view.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"It's called being preemptive."

Caveman on the brink of technology.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Man generating power for machine.

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

Cars at the drive in.

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"