Tire Fanatic Pillows

Perry became painfully aware of just how dangerous bald tires can be.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Google car."

"I need to tinkle."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Bob's Driving School.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Roads with a view.

"This is my man cave."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Social distance queue starts here

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Cars at the drive in.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

'Think Basics.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

Name stickers on car windscreen.

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.