Tire Fanatic Pillows

Perry became painfully aware of just how dangerous bald tires can be.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"I need to tinkle."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Bob's Driving School.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Roads with a view.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"This is my man cave."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Social distance queue starts here

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Cars at the drive in.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

'Think Basics.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

Name stickers on car windscreen.

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

Micheal Schumacher.

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'