Tire Training Enthusiast Pillows

"You don't have to sell the farm. There are people who will pay money to lift and carry big tires."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Animals are smarter than we think!

"This is my man cave."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"Do as many study days as you can."

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

Dog Dreams

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

She provided customer service training to a diverse audience.

"How many times have I told you not to play mechanic under the car."

Unusual Staircase

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

"Don't worry dude, that's not the intercom, here, give me the manual."

Executive board meeting discussing new training strategy.

Mrs Dellarosa will teach us a catch tune about how to use the new copier.

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

Formula One soccer

Course of Training for Rugger Novices

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

'We've listened to staff concerns about the need for more training.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

Chinese whispers: "This active listening workshop sounds useful!" "Why would I want to go to Worksop?"

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'Hang on, before you wash those have you completed module B/c2 of your mandatory training in 'hand sanitisation' procedures?'

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

Armored knight's shield Severe Tire Damage.