Training Enthusiast Pillows

'Of course, the first rule of effective management is active participation.'

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Chinese whispers: "This active listening workshop sounds useful!" "Why would I want to go to Worksop?"

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

'Hang on, before you wash those have you completed module B/c2 of your mandatory training in 'hand sanitisation' procedures?'

Executive board meeting discussing new training strategy.

"He's refusing to take off his medal."

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

Human resources confidentiality.

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

She provided customer service training to a diverse audience.

'He's not finished his 'effective supervision' training yet.'

'It's not fair - he always chooses her to demonstrate on...'

The assertiveness training might not have been such a good idea after all!

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Be Healthy

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'