Training Tales Lover Pillows

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Overjumpers

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"What did Jesus order?"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Treadmillstone

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

'CHICK-FLICK' MALE LEAD CHARACTER ARC.

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

'This definitely calls for group therapy.'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

Finding Bigfoot

"Do as many study days as you can."

'If little girls are made of sugar and spire and everything nice, where does genetics fit into the picture?'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

"This dog has wheels!"

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

A Train Conductor.

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

She provided customer service training to a diverse audience.

The Big Bad Wolf blows down a house.

'You're not Gramma! You're Wolf Blitzer!'