Training Enthusiasts Pillows

Super advanced training: 'The object is to stay on top, while rolling down hill.'

Remedial SWAT team training.

"Do as many study days as you can."

"It's clear that if we want staff to cope we have to give them appropriate training."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"It's true: no more burpees."

Running

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Exercise Class

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train