Training Enthusiasts Gifts

Super advanced training: 'The object is to stay on top, while rolling down hill.'

Remedial SWAT team training.

"Do as many study days as you can."

"It's clear that if we want staff to cope we have to give them appropriate training."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"OK, ready to go again?"

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Running

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Exercise Class

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Anorak anoraks'.