Tidy Training Enthusiasts Gifts

"Where is Marie Kondo when you need her?"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Do as many study days as you can."

Spring cleaning.

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

The Messy Sink

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

The Movers - Decluttering

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

'May I tidy up the infield?'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"