Tidy Aficionado Gifts

'May I tidy up the infield?'

Moses separating his Laundry.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'...and this is the Mess.'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"Hello job security."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Spring cleaning.

The Movers - Decluttering

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

Decluttering. . .

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Super glue hoovering

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"