Tidiness Fanatic Gifts

"No, the obsessive-compulsive disorder books are stacked neatly, evenll and in order in the next room."

'Oh, that's just great - more crap for me to keep tidy!'

'Howard likes everything to be ship shaped.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Moses separating his Laundry.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Dogs shaving

Raptures

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Spring Cleaning

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.