Tidiness Enthusiasts Gifts

'I wish these wrestlers would clear up after themselves.'

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Raptures

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Spring Cleaning

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Spring cleaning.

The Movers - Decluttering

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

The Messy Sink