Tidying Enthusiasts Gifts

Things that don't spark joy

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Sweep the board.

Raptures

Ironing day.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'But you said to clean my room.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Floor Cleaner

Carpet Cleaner.

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Spring cleaning.