Tidying Enthusiasts Pillows

Things that don't spark joy

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Sweep the board.

Ironing day.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Cleaning up space junk.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Floor Cleaner

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Carpet Cleaner.

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

Spring cleaning.