Tidiness Lovers Gifts

'Don't forget to wipe your feet!'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'I've organised the bathroom.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Spring cleaning.

Super glue hoovering

Decluttering. . .

The Movers - Decluttering

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

The Messy Sink

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

'May I tidy up the infield?'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.