Tidiness Aficionado Gifts

He became suspicious after noticing the crime scene had been tidied up.

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Raptures

I recently read "The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up." It's changed my life, minion. Pay attention. May involve me. The reason a lot of us never have a truly clean house is, we settle. Settlers. Pilgrims. Turkey. Our clothes, for instance. Out closets are full of stuff we're just ok with. What should we do is take everything out, lay it all on the bed, go through it ... and anything we have to think about keeping, we toss. Floss. The only things you should keep in your closet are the ones that

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

My Marie Kondo Drawer

Cleaner wringing out money from her mop.

Moses separating his Laundry.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

Ironing day.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Spring Cleaning

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"Hello job security."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'