Tidiness Aficionado Gifts

He became suspicious after noticing the crime scene had been tidied up.

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Raptures

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

My Marie Kondo Drawer

Cleaner wringing out money from her mop.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Dogs shaving

Ironing day.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Spring Cleaning

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"Hello job security."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"