Cleanliness Aficionado Gifts

Man at the hairdressers concerned about sanitation

"Yes, it's a sprinkler system, but it's not water. It's antibacterial soap. It is flu season."

'This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?'

Millipede: 'OH, Brother!'

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

Party Supply Store/Clean Up Supply Store

"Adam, those aren't napkins. That's my dirty underwear."

Hand Washing

Mom's Cafe, Did you wash your hands?'

'You are not landing on your dinner with those clean feet!'

An advantage of robotic pets.

'We generally recommend the you do this several times a year - especially if it's an older basketball shoe,,,'

"It's apple-scented Purell."

Hand Car Wash.

Council worker sweeping under car.

'I won't use the litter box if it hasn't been cleaned for a couple days. I call it, 'Stinking Outside The Box'.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Beer $1.00. The painter refinished the bar top and left this place absolutely spotless! He varnished without a trace!

"We can’t find any DNA to use for the missing persons report, her house is too clean."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Dogs shaving

Sweep the board.

Raptures

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Ironing day.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"