Cleanliness Aficionado Gifts

Man at the hairdressers concerned about sanitation

"Yes, it's a sprinkler system, but it's not water. It's antibacterial soap. It is flu season."

'This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?'

Millipede: 'OH, Brother!'

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

Party Supply Store/Clean Up Supply Store

Hand Washing

Mom's Cafe, Did you wash your hands?'

'You are not landing on your dinner with those clean feet!'

An advantage of robotic pets.

'We generally recommend the you do this several times a year - especially if it's an older basketball shoe,,,'

"It's apple-scented Purell."

Hand Car Wash.

Council worker sweeping under car.

'I won't use the litter box if it hasn't been cleaned for a couple days. I call it, 'Stinking Outside The Box'.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"We can’t find any DNA to use for the missing persons report, her house is too clean."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Sweep the board.

Raptures

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Ironing day.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'