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Super glue hoovering

Moses separating his Laundry.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Spring Cleaning

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"Hello job security."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

Spring cleaning.

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"