Tidying Aficionado Gifts

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Sweep the board.

Dogs shaving

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Spring Cleaning

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."