Tidying Enthusiast Gifts

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

I don't need that anymore. Don't know why I've been hanging on to this. Junk mail and more junk mail. This has been broken for years. Ernie, that's not what's meant when it's said you can declutter your life by "tossing" the things you no longer need or use.

I thought I told you to straighten your room.

Horn of lost things

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

'Another ingot!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Raptures

Sweep the board.

Dogs shaving

Ironing day.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Spring Cleaning