Home Cleanliness Enthusiast Gifts

"If I could just get him to wipe his feet before entering the house, it would cut my cleaning day in half."

Feel free to have a wash but this time please do not leave the bath smelling of ham.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Sweep the board.

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Spring Cleaning

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Cleaning up space junk.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"Hello job security."

Carpet Cleaner.

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Floor Cleaner