Home Cleanliness Advocate Gifts

A woman dusts a man who is watching sports.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

The Cougher

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

You have the worst spring breath.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

In the art gallery

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'My mom invented baths!'

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

The Messy Sink

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

Medieval Torture

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

Leaving my favorite restaurant, I note rats arriving for the night shift.

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."