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What if pets did housework...

Moses separating his Laundry.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

Spring cleaning.

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Super glue hoovering

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

Ward Cleaning.

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

"Sorry, I didn't realize you had a late session. Mind if I mop while you mope?"

"I've seen some dirty martinis in my day, but this, wow."

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

'I wish you'd tidy up your punctuation.'

'A picky flea.'

"It's not so much spring cleaning as it is 'My mom is visiting for Mother's Day' cleaning."

Man washes off dirt in the sea.

Why Nature Abhors A Vacuum

'Burl always has to walk around the house when he brushes his teeth. . . he can't sit still for a minute.'

Crop Dusting?

"I think he would have like his ashes in the Shop Vac."

Chet Blows Another Sale.

Roger Federer's Tips for Vacuuming