Home Cleanliness Crazies Pillows

What if pets did housework...

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

Spring cleaning.

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Super glue hoovering

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

Ward Cleaning.

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

"Sorry, I didn't realize you had a late session. Mind if I mop while you mope?"

"I've seen some dirty martinis in my day, but this, wow."

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

'I wish you'd tidy up your punctuation.'

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

'A picky flea.'

Why Nature Abhors A Vacuum

Man washes off dirt in the sea.

"It's not so much spring cleaning as it is 'My mom is visiting for Mother's Day' cleaning."

'Burl always has to walk around the house when he brushes his teeth. . . he can't sit still for a minute.'

Crop Dusting?

Chet Blows Another Sale.

Roger Federer's Tips for Vacuuming

Feel free to have a wash but this time please do not leave the bath smelling of ham.