Home Tidying Advocate Gifts

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

Let's get organized

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Spring cleaning.

Decluttering. . .

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

The Messy Sink

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

Super glue hoovering

The Movers - Decluttering

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

And it stores easily under your bed...

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

Is clutter necessary?

"Tidy Tim."

Objets D'Angst

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."