Home Tidying Evangelist Gifts

Let's get organized

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

Decluttering. . .

Super glue hoovering

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"May I tidy up the infield?"

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

What if pets did housework...

'I always seem to be straightening...I wonder if my mother is secretly sending in customers.'

"It's not so much spring cleaning as it is 'My mom is visiting for Mother's Day' cleaning."

Why Nature Abhors A Vacuum

"Thankfully my disorder comes across as being perfect."

"I see you're on another wiping frenzy, Tia Carmen."

"You are so organized!"

Chet Blows Another Sale.

"Shall I toss these half-dead batteries, or put them in a device we don't use and let them die with dignity?"

'Louise, don't tell me when to empty the sandbox - I'll know when.'

Feel free to have a wash but this time please do not leave the bath smelling of ham.

Maturity Strikes

The perfect way to remove red wine stains.

"This is our Cardio Model. No motor."

'Is she teething again?'

"I need a smaller brush-head to get between his feet and the armchair."

A woman dusts a man who is watching sports.

Vacuuming.

"To overcome your fear of vacuum cleaners, we'll start with a dustbuster and work our way up."