Home Tidy-up Mastermind Gifts

'Can you come back next week and demonstrate it yet again?'

Let's get organized

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Decluttering. . .

Super glue hoovering

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

What if pets did housework...

'He's marvellous in the kitchen. every night he does all the washing up and licks my cooker clean.'

Why Nature Abhors A Vacuum

Sunflower yellow

'You've had mates around - this place is a tip!'

"It's not so much spring cleaning as it is 'My mom is visiting for Mother's Day' cleaning."

'I always seem to be straightening...I wonder if my mother is secretly sending in customers.'

"I see you're on another wiping frenzy, Tia Carmen."

"Thankfully my disorder comes across as being perfect."

"You are so organized!"

"Shall I toss these half-dead batteries, or put them in a device we don't use and let them die with dignity?"

Feel free to have a wash but this time please do not leave the bath smelling of ham.

The perfect way to remove red wine stains.

"I need a smaller brush-head to get between his feet and the armchair."

'Is she teething again?'

A woman dusts a man who is watching sports.

'Well, the plan was to renovate...but Frank's always been a touch heavy handed!!'

Vacuuming.

"To overcome your fear of vacuum cleaners, we'll start with a dustbuster and work our way up."

'I know I shouldn't use it as a babysitter but it's the only way I can get any housework done.'

How the cords get all tangled up when you're away.