Home Tidy-up Mastermind Gifts

'Can you come back next week and demonstrate it yet again?'

Let's get organized

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Tortoise polishing his shell

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Decluttering. . .

Super glue hoovering

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

What if pets did housework...

"It's not so much spring cleaning as it is 'My mom is visiting for Mother's Day' cleaning."

"Thankfully my disorder comes across as being perfect."

'I always seem to be straightening...I wonder if my mother is secretly sending in customers.'

Why Nature Abhors A Vacuum

'He's marvellous in the kitchen. every night he does all the washing up and licks my cooker clean.'

"I see you're on another wiping frenzy, Tia Carmen."

Sunflower yellow

'You've had mates around - this place is a tip!'

"You are so organized!"

"Shall I toss these half-dead batteries, or put them in a device we don't use and let them die with dignity?"

Maturity Strikes

Feel free to have a wash but this time please do not leave the bath smelling of ham.

The perfect way to remove red wine stains.

"I need a smaller brush-head to get between his feet and the armchair."

'Is she teething again?'

A woman dusts a man who is watching sports.

'Well, the plan was to renovate...but Frank's always been a touch heavy handed!!'

Vacuuming.

How the cords get all tangled up when you're away.

'I know I shouldn't use it as a babysitter but it's the only way I can get any housework done.'