Home Tidying Gifts

Blast those wildcat actions!

Let's get organized

Biofelineism

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

The Movers - Decluttering

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

Desert Island Raking

Super glue hoovering

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

Clearing Away Christmas

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

"Lift your stems."

"May I tidy up the infield?"

"I see you decluttered."

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."

I can't believe the kids will be home tomorrow. Wow. That was one short week. It was romantic to be alone � And do what we can't when the kids are around! Mmm. It did feel good! � To finally clean the basement. My dream comes true.

Auto-Broom. It's the hottest new gadget. Everybody is getting this automatic broom! It's sweeping the nation!

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."