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Blast those wildcat actions!

Let's get organized

Biofelineism

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

The Movers - Decluttering

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

Desert Island Raking

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

Super glue hoovering

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

"May I tidy up the infield?"

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

Clearing Away Christmas

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

"Lift your stems."

"I see you decluttered."

"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

"Well, they don't want us in the house anymore and they're frantically cleaning up: I think they're going to sell our home..."