Tidying Up T-Shirts

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Low Tide

"Ever stop and wonder why this is the only place where you manage to pick up after yourself?"

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

'No, you can't go out and play until you clean your room!'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"Aw, come on, Mom. My room isn't that bad."

"I see you decluttered."

Let's get organized

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Categories are the key to organizing.

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

'This closet needs digitized.'

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Desert Island Raking

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

The Movers - Decluttering

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

Clearing Away Christmas

'Particles, particles, particles.'

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

'Now...where did I put that 'How to keep your desk tidy' memo?'

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

'Why should I pick up all this stuff? You bought it!'

"There you are - you can put knives back in the right order if you try, without my condescending advice."

'My mom doesn't really respect my privacy. She just can't stand to come in my room.'

'I value order above all.'

'I wish these wrestlers would clear up after themselves.'