Home Tidying Tactician T-Shirts

"To overcome your fear of vacuum cleaners, we'll start with a dustbuster and work our way up."

Let's get organized

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Decluttering. . .

Desert Island Raking

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

The Movers - Decluttering

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

Clearing Away Christmas

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

Chess Chef

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

'Particles, particles, particles.'

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

'I wish these wrestlers would clear up after themselves.'

'I value order above all.'

"There you are - you can put knives back in the right order if you try, without my condescending advice."