Home Tidying Advocate T-Shirts

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

Let's get organized

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Spring cleaning.

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

Super glue hoovering

The Messy Sink

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

The Movers - Decluttering

Decluttering. . .

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

And it stores easily under your bed...

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

Is clutter necessary?

"Tidy Tim."