Tidying Gifts

Mess of decluttering books

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Already worried about his wife's cleaning binges, Bob finds her snorting Ajax.

"Looks like I'm suffering from information overload."

'Mother is a compulsive straightener.'

'We gave you ample opportunity to clean your room, Billy. Now its been sealed off.'

Pandora's Junk Drawer

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

"There you are - you can put knives back in the right order if you try, without my condescending advice."

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

The Grime Reaper.

'My mom doesn't really respect my privacy. She just can't stand to come in my room.'

Boy says: 'A Shoe!' Girl Says: ' Bless you.'

'I value order above all.'

The Movers - Decluttering

'I wish these wrestlers would clear up after themselves.'

Could you please not leave your old skins lying around the house! (colour)

'You just can't wait to spoil my fruit bowl arrangement, can you?'

'His room is clean because his computer isn't working.'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

'Particles, particles, particles.'

'Steven? Are you in bed yet?'

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Clearing Away Christmas

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

Desert Island Raking

Let's get organized

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Sweep the board.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Ironing day.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"