Tidying Tactician Gifts

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"Ever stop and wonder why this is the only place where you manage to pick up after yourself?"

Let's get organized

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Ironing day.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Spring cleaning.

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

Desert Island Raking

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

The Movers - Decluttering

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

Office De-cluttering

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."