Tidy Tacticians Gifts

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'But you said to clean my room.'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

Stone Age

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

They're inflatable trade barriers!

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

GREENLAND

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

Helms Burton Titulo III

"I've had enough of your garbage."

What happened to your market share? Let me peel the 'Made In China' sticker off my new crystal ball and I'll tell you.

Moon Vacuuming

Teddy! Clean up your room! Twig! Time to empty the dishwasher. Apparently they're not voice-activated.

Modi visits France

US Imports and Exports