Tidy Team Gifts

"I've had enough of your garbage."

Let's get organized

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

Sweep the board.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'But you said to clean my room.'

The household cavalry

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cleaning Lockers.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Desert Island Raking

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

The Movers - Decluttering

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

Clearing Away Christmas

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'