Tidy Team Prints

"I've had enough of your garbage."

Let's get organized

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'But you said to clean my room.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

The household cavalry

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cleaning Lockers.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

Desert Island Raking

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

The Movers - Decluttering

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

Clearing Away Christmas

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"