Tidiness Prints

Anal retentives anonymous - tonight.

"You are so organized!"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'Get in there and clean up your room!'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Would it kill you to throw the dirty clothes in the hamper?'

'This exercise machine does away with the pretense of a working out. It features a dozen hooks for a hanging clothing.'

Sweep the board.

Keeping your desk as clear as possible, allows the mind to stay relaxed and focused.

"Where is Marie Kondo when you need her?"

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

"You've been accepted by Harvard, but turned down by eight potential roommates."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Let's get organized

Biofelineism

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Maybe clean out your wallet

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Ironing day.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Wash your hands