Tidiness Advocate Prints

"Looks like I'm suffering from information overload."

The Messy Sink

'No, you can't go out and play until you clean your room!'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'This exercise machine does away with the pretense of a working out. It features a dozen hooks for a hanging clothing.'

'I pride myself on always clearing my desk before the weekend.'

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

Raptures

Ironing day.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

TV and cleaner

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

In the art gallery

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'