Tidiness Tackle Prints

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

TV and cleaner

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

A Mom's Purse

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Spring cleaning.

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

The Messy Sink

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

Office De-cluttering

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

"Hmm...well, OK...as long as you boys promise to leave the battlefield the way you found it."