Tidiness Tackle T-Shirts

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

Ironing day.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

TV and cleaner

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

A Mom's Purse

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Spring cleaning.

The Messy Sink

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'