Tidiness Pillows

Anal retentives anonymous - tonight.

"You are so organized!"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'Get in there and clean up your room!'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Would it kill you to throw the dirty clothes in the hamper?'

'This exercise machine does away with the pretense of a working out. It features a dozen hooks for a hanging clothing.'

Sweep the board.

Keeping your desk as clear as possible, allows the mind to stay relaxed and focused.

"You've been accepted by Harvard, but turned down by eight potential roommates."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Let's get organized

Biofelineism

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Ironing day.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

TV and cleaner

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Wash your hands