Tidiness Tyrant Pillows

Add a touch of humor and tidiness to their home decor with our cozy pillows that celebrate the order-loving personality in a stylish, witty design.

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"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady." mockup

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

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Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus! mockup

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

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'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.' mockup

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

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Sweep the board.

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Ironing day.

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"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!" mockup

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

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Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'. mockup

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

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"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it." mockup

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

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Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy. mockup

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

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Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house. mockup

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

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TV and cleaner

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"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?" mockup

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

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"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!" mockup

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

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'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.' mockup

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

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"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' " mockup

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

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"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?" mockup

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

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"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job." mockup

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

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'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.' mockup

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

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'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.' mockup

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

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"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter." mockup

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

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Spring cleaning.

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"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President." mockup

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

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"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go." mockup

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

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"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!" mockup

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

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"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau." mockup

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

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Office De-cluttering

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'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!' mockup

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

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"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear." mockup

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

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Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!' mockup

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

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'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.' mockup

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

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"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?" mockup

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

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'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.' mockup

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

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Tidiness Tyrant Pillows Collection

Tidiness Tyrant Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous and stylish mugs that celebrate tidiness tyrants—perfect for those who love clean starts every day.

Tidiness Tyrant Prints

Decorate with prints that humorously highlight the joys of being a tidy tyrant—ideal for the organized and witty home or office.

Tidiness Tyrant T-Shirts

Find witty and fun t-shirts that speak to the love of order—great for any tidiness tyrant who enjoys a good laugh about their obsession with cleanliness.