Tidy Tyrant Pillows

'Get in there and clean up your room!'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Maybe clean out your wallet

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

The household cavalry

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Cleaning Lockers.

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

Executive fitness.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Your idea of ankle monitors for the entire kingdom is not polling well, sire!"

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

Woman sees towels with 'Mine' on all of them

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

'Don't change the channel.'

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.

He's the most obsessively neat captain I've ever worked for --- He has a dustbuster instead of a hook.

'My first one is obvious making it illegal to ever question me...In that case, it'll be the right for everyone to never question me! Good catch, daddy. Thanks...'

This magazine has terrific ideas on de-cluttering. Let's hear. Start with just on pile. But which? How about this one? Good choice. It's magazines with terrific articles on de-cluttering. Next: magazines with bad articles!

Please pick up after your kid

'I value order above all.'