Tidy Tyrant Pillows

'Get in there and clean up your room!'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'But you said to clean my room.'

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

The household cavalry

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

Cleaning Lockers.

Executive fitness.

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."

'Don't change the channel.'

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

Woman sees towels with 'Mine' on all of them

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

'My first one is obvious making it illegal to ever question me...In that case, it'll be the right for everyone to never question me! Good catch, daddy. Thanks...'

Please pick up after your kid

Minimalist Japanese junk shop

'I value order above all.'